Immigrants are stupid.

I often use immigrants as help around the manor. They are cheap and I can take advantage of them, say by using them as pillows or making them lick my butt. Above you can see my immigrant that purchased from Bulgaria to be my indentured servant couch.

But, this scourge has to end. These ingrates are breaking the law. They need to be deported. A fence should be built around our entire country.

Dave Camp is Republican. He doesn't stand for what is good for the country, only what is good for the rich and Republican. If they say jump, he asks how high. Therefore he supports tough immigration enforcement.

I'm sure he will also abolish the minimum wage so I can go on taking advantage of blue blooded Americans like I want, instead of being forced to use immigrants.

Aren't they all terrorists anyways?

That's why I must ask the residents of Michigan's 4th District to reelect Con. Camp to the House in 2008.

-Mr. Googlepants, Washington Fat Cat

You peons need to clean up my mess.

I often puke on my human slave's shoes. Do I clean it up? Of course not.

That's why I support Congressman Dave Camp for reelection. When Dow Chemical puked all over Mid Michigan's Tittabawasee River, did Dave Camp do anything to make them clean up? Of course not.

-Snowball, Washington Fat Cat

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I'm a fat cat. I'm for Dave Camp for Congress. He has the best butt licking platform that I have seen.

- Fluffy, Washington Fat Cat